Kahlua is the guy going for his PhD in bio-chem who you once thought was rather charming and suave, but you find out is a momma's boy hypochondriac who thinks he can do art.

This ikea clock

Oh sorry, thought we were playing the here's some random numbers + random specs that have nothing to do with having 120fps built into a smartphone game.

For less than $200 you can get this: http://www.amazon.com/Pentax-X-5-sil…

This is discriminatory towards us folk who've burned off our fingerprints.

Right, so its either literally a guy dressed up as a tree (unless he is actually a tree IRL?), but really, the mascot started as the guy in front of that unruly marching band, and was systematically adopted by nerds on campus. Either way, literally is not the word to use here.

not LITERALLY. there is no official Stanford Mascot.

I think it's maddening when a blogger steals your time with a headline and then wildly under-delivers. Some of these are just living rooms.

Still not as good as the Hancock tower raining glass down on passersby. And then hiring a person who's specific job was to watch for falling glass and warn pedestrians.

My manfriend of many years sent this to me in its early days, and I remember thinking, oh the site is pretty but they are hugely inadequate to handle any of these emotions.

hiss-terical!

If wordplay could orgasm, I think you just did it in my mouth.

Levi's - all of them, but I'm in the branding field and I am just always delighted when people incorporate that damned register mark.

I was literally about to post this. As someone who's spent a good deal of time in Sac-town, it feels like it is barely sustaining the minor league Rivercats, and does NOT need an MLS team.

Dear Jets fans:

I liked your question better before the edit!

She made a few typos so thought I'd help her out a little:

I was at a bookstore recently and heard the hampsterdance song as someone's ringtone. As I was coming to the realization that the tune is forever ingrained in my memory, some preteen said behind me "oh I hear Alvin and the Chipmunks." Kids these days.

Had that same thought. And now its on repeat at my desk.