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I often regret almost everything I’ve ever done or not done, them I’m cheered by the fact that I’ll soon be dead, and nothing I ever really did or didn’t do will matter, or be remembered by anyone 100 years from now.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Because blood is thicker than water? And that’s because oil and water don’t mix because oil once cheated on water with olives.

At least it didn’t ruin his hair.

I was thinking something like JavaScript would be a good choice since you can use it for front end and back end development.

I always say something along the lines of “I’m not comfortable disclosing that, but I know you probably have a range for this position.”

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

I’m not going to lie, I’d be pretty stoked about $200K. The idea of making $418K a day is making my head spin a little. What the hell do you even spend it on? Where does it go? Do you dive into piles like Scrooge McDuck?

Don’t answer. I don’t really want to know.

Given all the hunger and suffering in today’s world, this is nothing short of terroirism.

I’d really be down with a “no auto-playing gifs of traumatic injuries” policy on this site. Let people decide whether they want to see that shit or not. I almost never click on Deadspin’s “look at this horrible injury!” articles because I don’t need or want to watch other people suffering, but I didn’t have a choice

Maybe quit kicking your nephew in the stomach, dick.

This should be retitled “The 10 Dumbest Ways to Use Zip Ties.”

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

On second thought maybe Hillary Clinton would have made a better president. I have spoken.

Seriously. I’m assuming that I’ll be setting aside at least one day each weekend for protests, and considering if I want to travel down to DC from Boston for marches several weekends in a row.

I don’t think he could name Bobby Lashley, and Trump trusted him with his hair.

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