Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

Dads tend to be stupid and forget that little girls are not good at catching things yet, which can cause injury and tears.

Cowboys fans are used to seeing a Romo out injured after one play

No sports babies were injured during the filming of this video. *

The Miami Heat would have at least had the decency to retire his jersey

where the country is controlled by Mexican drug cartels

Ohhhh fuck off Bolivia. I had completely forgotten you existed before Wildlands. =|

Fuck Canada!!!!!

can’t wait for her and her team to inevitably lose by 60 to uconn in the tournament

Considering that for 20 years prior the Yard Goats were the New Britain Rock Cats, a Twins affiliate that had a perfectly good stadium and hosed the City of New Britain by moving, this couldn’t be happening to a better organization.

Hey, fuck you!

That’s nothing. Most of the big name players from Florida think the alphabet starts and ends with the U.

Oh boy, this looks familiar. Pretty soon some military nut is going to send them out with war AI chips instead of their regular programming and they’ll gain sentience. A few if the more monstrous ones will be peaceloving and use a 90s kid to help them find a new home.

...alternatively, redirect your clicks to stories you want to read.

Or do you get your boxers in a bunch every time your local newspaper runs an article you do not personally care for, because you are so clearly forced to read every single column in said paper?

Maybe we all just need to start wearing always-on gopros/vest-cams all the time.

Unless, of course, the story isn’t exactly as Mykki is telling it.

Edgy

Having gone to school with Jeff and having been in the basement of the Sandusky house, this is all very surreal. Sandusky the elder, targeted children outside of Penn State community, as most of us that grew up there, our parents were associated with the University as faculty or staff. He chose people who had no…

Go Yard Goats!

I thought Obama promised to shut that place down?