Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Please, tell me again Valve fans how they’re such a nice company and are in no way a shitty money grabbing corporation just like Ubi or EA.

Free passes are owed to people!?!

That United Airlines’s policy forcibly sexualizes children’s bodies is especially reprehensible

I’m with you on this one. There is a time and place for outrage and this is not it.

It has been reported that the passenger was flying on a pass, and was therefore required to adhere to a more formal dress code.

Sorry? You get it or you don’t. Your statement puts you firmly on both sides of the line.

“The talent?” Bitches, this stage is here and you get to walk on it because of the help. If you’re so talented, figure out how to get yourself some fucking food.

Ah....reminds me of the marriage counseling sessions me and the ex used to go to! It was a........difficult, angry marriage.

To hell with zelda. Blizzard used to put an astounding amount of lore in their manuals. Oftne more than the game itself If you dind’t read the diablo manual you had no way of knowing who Leoric was and that Tyrael even existed. never mind the idea of the other prime evils.

How incredibly specific to this article! I’m sure it actually happened.

Short answer: No-one outsmarts the Jews.

Any chance us suffering Jets fans can get some of those pain pills?

It’s nice to know Vince Wilfork is taking it easy in his retirement

You’ve got to understand those guy out there were hurting, they were in pain, they needed that stuff because at the end of the day they played for the fucking Jets.

It’s Pennsylvania. Every one of the cretins in this building should be held responsible.

But if I don’t watch it, I’d be missing out on Barkley’s amazing ability to combine a complete lack of knowledge about NCAA basketball with his love of horrible takes.

Based on their play over the past few years, I’m going to guess both teams made the fiscally responsible decision to switch to heroin.

Man we thought making it in the NFL was rad before, but apparently they also know how to party.

The former addict in me is feeling pangs of jealousy. The rest of me is just disturbed by how it seems like the NFL is a pill-popping free-for-all.

That’s all folks, shut it down. Nothing is going to top this today.