huh, that's some hot shit. I don't like this "fuck you" attitude Nintendo has had after the GameCube. So what they're saying is: 1) We expect you to buy multiple iterations of our product, since you should know we (and everybody arguably) can't get it right the first time, so discontinue the old one and use its plug…

I don't think that's a Romanian exclusive, it's a take on the classic "real life tends to be stranger than fiction", or whatever. How is Romania, I haven't been back there since I left when I was 3 in '91. Did we get our politicians figured out?

Also Rusty Hardin. These are some of the best names I've ever seen related to one story and two people.

Wait, Rusty Hardin and Richard Sniffin? Are you sure they aren't friends with the Jerky Boys? How else do you explain names that have double entendres built into them?

"Me no use club no more, that so 100,000 bc. Me semi-automatic now."

Never having fired a gun in my life, even I know that you don't hold a weapon by the easily removable part of the gun. Also how do we know she wasn't reloading?

A girl must have her options.

Their First Date:
"And then there was that one time I had to disembowel a haitian drug lord with a butter knife since he refused to tell me where he kept his money, you know, just silly stuff like that. So what is it you do again?"
Kurt Busch - I wonder if she does anal on the first night?

"Oh, honey, I'm not mad, but...you know what...just give me a week to figure out how I feel about this breakup, I think you'll be able to tell my thoughts on the matter."

There was some weird punctuation issue in the flesh out cartoon bubble, and one thing I didn't see them cover, but does piss me off is when people use "till" when it should be 'til, since they aren't the same thing. The former refers to raking the ground for planting, or a machine to hold money (also known as a cash…

I get where you're coming from, but there is a way to explain things even of that nature to your child without getting unnecessarily graphic. Now if he/she is doing it in public scold them, then tell explain to them why it was bad/inappropriate when you get to a more private place. My mother walked in on me once when…

#4: Provide Direct Guidance and Explain Your Reasoning

They need this to be integrated into MS Office 2013 store, so you don't have to waste time with formatting afterwards, or have it support Markdown.

How about exotic animals like raccoons.

Huh, been digging the iPega line of mobile controllers, built well and relatively cheap. I just bought one that my phone/tablet fits in between the controls and can support up to a 10in tablet device, tried it with my 9" Nook HD+ and it works.

While creating fears for living, with fun actuarial stats for your other daily activities.

Well I had a whole counter that stated what should happen and why going through App Settings isn't 100% reliable, but Kinja deleted it or it didn't get a star in time to stick around, I don't know what happened. I've had it happen on LH before. Some apps have a work around for that, even game apps. I think Reminders…

Usually I can tell those games are the types that don't let you progress unless you drop money on them, so I don't have any interest. Or even Habit Bull for Android gets annoying after a while, or Any Do. Don't remind me to do anything tasks, play you or apps on sales. If I'm interested, I'll go into your app for an…

As soon as an app reminds me to use it, I uninstall it. My logic is that if I want to play you, I will. You (the app) don't dictate the terms of our relationship, I do. So I tend to avoid the F2P model of games. I just usually play Retro Arch on my s4 and it provides me enough joy since I may or may not have an…

Okay that's better, Cook County just rapes your wallet. When I saw Illinois coming up rather fair, I thought that couldn't be right. Nothing worse than living in an expensive county without any real money to spend.