There’s vicious self-owns and then there’s what you just did.

OMFG this is hilarious. Like, you’re a real person! You actually believe the shit you’re saying! You’re on here saying “I have swords!” and expecting people to be all like “Oh man! That dude has it together!”

You’re such a caricature of an overconfident neckbeard, and you’re totally unaware! I didn’t think people were…

Hahahahahahahahaha

swing and a miss

I didn’t read the article: the poster

Have you ever seen a post that you just know was written by Torchinsky, but then it wasn’t...

It is beautiful and I want it.

That gyrostart sounds great, too. It winds up before starting, so it really does sound like a mini helicopter.

I didn’t tear up, but I cared more than I anticipated. Watching the two rocket boosters land side by side was pretty awesome.

Holy hell, that’s amazing. Wow.

That’s the payoff for all your hard work!

The first dozen or so times, probably.

It eventually started.

Dreadful. I’ll have to have my valet remove it from consideration

*existential crisis triggered*

Um, probably not good for people like me with depression and anxiety. Just made my heart rate speed up. Also filled with an overwhelming drive to just “fuck it”, abandon work forever, and stop wasting my life away in front of a computer.

Did you go to Bizarro High by any chance?

Option 3

Same here! =)