The exact reason for my dadbod:

Not in production any more, but my first bike was a Buell Blast.

There are so many games on Steam that are in the ‘early access’ stage that I’d like to get, but just can’t bring myself to buy. I wait and wait for the full version to be released, but they never seem to come.

Looks like some wonderful fusion of ‘Captain Toad Treasure Tracker’ and ‘Running with Rifles.’

What’s the car at 1:20? Escort? Why does it look so pretty to me?

Beautiful cars, great video, but the guy tripping at 0:15 made me chortle loud enough to alarm my coworkers.

Say goodbye to your innocence.

Can’t argue with that. Five minutes of working out would absolutely improve upon my current zero.

Who’s the driver in the recording car, Bobcat Goldthwait?

I ordered mine in “oompa loompa orange.”

“Lemon Pledge? No, that would just cause it to fall into my mouth...”

Real or fake, this guy probably shouldn't have a drivers license.

Tanks are cool.

I’ve gone alone (to buy and sell) things from Craigslist many times.

Same here. It’s a shame that something like this has to even be a consideration.

So I was really interested in intermittent fasting when I first started reading about it, but then I realized I might have been unintentionally doing this for a long time already.