At that point I had been trying to leave that job for quite some time - I eventually did, thankfully.

And as for reporting that person, she was the VP of Human Resources...so unless I wanted to complain to the CEO - which, believe me, would have been worthless - I just had to deal.

What’s the car at 1:20? Escort? Why does it look so pretty to me?

Beautiful cars, great video, but the guy tripping at 0:15 made me chortle loud enough to alarm my coworkers.

Say goodbye to your innocence.

No desire to sell it? I’ve always been into woodworking, and once I’m back in a place where I have the space to do so, I plan on making up for the lost years by making all the wood things.

Answer: none.

Can’t argue with that. Five minutes of working out would absolutely improve upon my current zero.

Who’s the driver in the recording car, Bobcat Goldthwait?

I ordered mine in “oompa loompa orange.”

His last name is Larsen?

Well, then I’ll be working from home until I determine whether or not there is a threat to my well-being. Chances are it will take me a few weeks to figure it out.

From HR:

“Lemon Pledge? No, that would just cause it to fall into my mouth...”

Real or fake, this guy probably shouldn't have a drivers license.

Tanks are cool.

We should make sure this guy can’t have any more kids...just in case.

I’ve gone alone (to buy and sell) things from Craigslist many times.