Couldn’t even bother with a car cover?

"When you're managing a startup consisting of nearly a dozen remote team members and over thirty live products.."

I always go with the 'ol roofie colada.

What's a better alternative?

A different type of 'mini van' but odd nonetheless, I saw a mint-condition '84 Dodge Caravan driving on the road the other day. It looked like it just rolled off the factory line. Seems like such an odd vehicle to have in perfect, original condition...

Fun at work...what kind of black magic is this??

A week or two ago I started playing SimCity again - cause I was itching for a city sim. I was one of those who never hated it - didn't absolutely love it, but still enjoyed playing.

Work at work. Skyline at home.

Can't wait for Mario Party 10 - I've been looking forward to a new Mario Party for soooo long.

But there's UNLIMITED COTTON CANDY!!!

Usually after I open the door.

That's like me telling you to not be such an up-tight stick in the mud. You could do that, but you clearly enjoy or get something beneficial from being that way, so you probably won't.

Because I live in an apartment and my only parking is in a shared, underground lot.

Alright, I'll say it. I don't care what the haters say.

I think the hardest part for me is comparing myself (or work) to that of an expert. I may be able to do many things - from programming to automotive work - but whenever I complete a project, I have a hard time not comparing it to something similar that was done by an absolute expert in that field.

I second cider.

It's not the "should you drink beer or not" flowchart.

STORY OF MY LIFE