Step 1: Configure a Fleshlight as the controller - each "thrust" is equal to a tap (giggity)
Step 2: Rename machine "Fappy Bird"

Would drive as-is.

So much want.

Soooo pretty.

Took your advice and Wiki'd Kelsey Grammer:

Shortly - a stiff drink.
Eventually - an early grave.

Aha! That clears it up - thanks.

First one I asked responded with "That's a dumb question, what the hell do I care what you do with your life?"

Patrik swivel chair, $199. vs. Arne Jacobsen Swan chair, $3,960

I have no idea what I'm looking at here. A mirror? No. A table through a wall? No.

That was my choice as well. It is very cool technology, and like you said, does what it's supposed to do. Unfortunately it's just not very practical.

I sometimes feel that way about Tom Cruise as well. One of my major gripes is that he's always trying to play that semi-average yet good-looking 'Joe' that is awesome at everything - firearms, fighting, etc.

True, but the challenge is getting someone to pay you top dollar for your hand-crafted bread-bag twist-ties.

Then you'd be a goddamned liar.

Does that mean my TouchPad will soon become relevant??

I'd rather come here.

I know who it was.

He covers that at about 3 minutes into the video.

You forgot one. It also makes the " c'mere" motion.

Legal issues aside, has anyone driven/purchased one of these?