Now that I've clicked through to the article, this makes much more sense than what I thought was an article entitled "Wash Your Bowels Every 3-5 Uses for Best Results."

Do you know what part of next year? If it's 12 months away, I'll get the PC version, but if it's a couple months, I might wait.

Excellent eddy technique at 4:37

The fishiest of fish-tails 3:58-4:04

Appropriate counter-offer response.

Is there any way to stop the Evernote app from always putting a giant "ad" at the top of my lists? Anytime I open the app there is something like "Keep notes in sync...Email me a link!" at the top that takes up about the space of 3 or 4 notes. I can "X" out of it, but it keeps coming back!

I like the part where he's going fast.

1/4 of my day. The other 3/4 is split up evenly between Gizmodo, Jalopnik, and Kotaku.

I approve of this approach.

Press X to kiss
Press Y to slip her the tongue
Press RT to play "just the tip"

I think he started the turn, planning a shallow "corner-cutting" turn, THEN saw that there was a human standing in his intended path. He tried to adjust his trajectory, while surely slowing down a bit, and all that was enough to cause an accident.

"You don't have a house, you don't have anything, you're two days old."

He drives this on his show, and I've got to say...I wholeheartedly approve.

I don't have enough monitors to make all these pictures my backgrounds.

So that entire large pizza I ate while drinking a six-pack of my favorite brew was similar to eating two large pizzas?

"i want to punch that stupid guy right in his stupid face and break his stupid glasses, and then have sex with his wife the real-doll he has in his basement."

"I'm sorry, office." - Car

This one haunted my childhood dreams...and now again in my adult life.

Ok. I'm not a Juke fan, but I'd drive the hell out of this.