From my experience, all that happens when cold is applied to balls is they'll do some out-of-this-world morphing behaviors.

I approve of this approach.

Press X to kiss
Press Y to slip her the tongue
Press RT to play "just the tip"

What happens when we'll no longer have to rely on individuals to perform certain tasks because everyone is able to do everything?

Just play the game Counter Spy and you'll be all set.

I think he started the turn, planning a shallow "corner-cutting" turn, THEN saw that there was a human standing in his intended path. He tried to adjust his trajectory, while surely slowing down a bit, and all that was enough to cause an accident.

"You don't have a house, you don't have anything, you're two days old."

If that'll get people watching, I propose we round up all the honey-boobs, reality show housewives, biebers, and other similar characters and launch them into space with the "hope" that they'll land on something important.

That's good enough rationale to me. I'll see it out!

He drives this on his show, and I've got to say...I wholeheartedly approve.

This list led me to a bit of nostalgic research and oh god...David the Gnome, The Gummi Bears, Heathcliff...gah.

Sorry - I should have clarified. I meant the entire "landing on a comet" thing. I feel like I've seen maybe two articles and one commercial for the coverage on the science channel.

Why hasn't this whole thing garnered more coverage?

That must mean he's speechless.

Ah, so you're one of those. I'll just be on my way.

I had a phone call with a employment recruiter yesterday. She spoke for about 45 minutes constantly reiterating the same information she mentioned in the first 5 minutes of the conversation.

I wouldn't call that "fixing" it, but drastically changing it. What if I wanted a single-line dedication with no extraneous information?

Anything about The Matrix - usually relating the quality of the sequels.

"This book is dedicated to my parents, Whoopi Goldberg and God."

For years I've heard and read so many things about Doctor Who. I finally decided to check it out last night.