"i want to punch that stupid guy right in his stupid face and break his stupid glasses, and then have sex with his wife the real-doll he has in his basement."

"I'm sorry, office." - Car

This one haunted my childhood dreams...and now again in my adult life.

Ok. I'm not a Juke fan, but I'd drive the hell out of this.

Nothing happens when I click "Work for me, Norbert!"

Petco: Get a pound of free dog treats from the Treat Bar through today with a $10 purchase and this coupon.

10/10 would do.

Never once - in 4 years - did I have a poor review, negative feedback, or anything of the like.

It makes sense that this is much more prevalent in areas that aren't "hard" sciences. In creative fields - acting, music, writing, design, etc. - there is no objective measurement for success, only subjective interpretation of your work.

Haha, "library circles."

That's not cheesing.

The guy filming sounds exactly like comedian and Conan writer Deon Cole.

KILO PAPA

I let the video keep rolling as I scrolled down to read some comments. The TMZ sound effect at 1:14 sounded like gunshots and I thought, "oh what the hell?!"

"This car will allow you to do everything and anything while driving a car, except that little insignificant annoyance of actually driving a car."

Christ...where's the whiskey.

I was thinking the exact same thing. It would be amazing to buy some land somewhere and design a track like that...the underground tunnel with skylights, the building ruins to drive through...ugh, so awesome.