Can...we be friends?

So this flip-open thigh pocket isn't the worst idea I've ever seen - it would be quite convenient to access your phone quickly without pulling it out of your pocket, quick glance, then putting it back in. Also, it's a dedicated pocket - so the regular pockets are open for whatever else you've got. The problem is, I'm…

I was convinced to try it when I saw a commercial saying something along the lines of, "How do you get a $20 bottle of wine for $10? Ditch the bottle." I got the Black Box brand (pictured in the article). I am by no means a wine connoisseur, but I like to think I know crap wine from decent wine, and - to my surprise -…

Welp - there goes my dream of being an international super criminal.

Apparently some guy knifed himself then set a handful of small fires.

That's pretty.

Haha. They did and you're on it.

I don't typically wear watches, I almost never take selfies, and I don't have a ton of interest in quad-copters.

Teach it to speak and we're in business.

Very good points. This particular anecdote was in reference to a friend who makes good money and we know is just being cheap, and you're right - he can just deal.

Well. I see this isn't going to be a walk in the park!

YOU NEVER EVEN HAD YOUR COMMA!

Oh, hey - you watch TV too?

It's a bit annoying if you're out with a group of friends, discussing what to do or where to go next and everyone is on the same page, except the cheap friend.

It reminded me of taking a ride on my Theme Park rides.

Maybe rephrase to "an infinite amount of wishes"?

No real idea ,but I can imagine that places like Qdoba and Chipotle like piling up the rice in their burritos because it fills them up and makes them look huge - at a relatively low cost. A cheap filler I suppose.

Why-o-why can't I spend my life doing things like this instead of living in a concrete jungle working for the man, man!?

Needs more Dakar Rally. Oh! And more Oculus Rift.