Don't try to make sense of it. Just let the stupid wash over you.

To share a bit of my hell, because misery loves company:

Mine just spit out this image:

I don't care, I just want one!!!

To me it looks great right where it is. I'm assuming they wanted to keep the baseline of the quattro text aligned with the body line across the front:

Doesn't cruise control disable when there is a traction issue? Ever hit a bad series of unexpected potholes on the highway and had your cruise control "cancel"?

Where the hell have I been!? I didn't realize State of Decay was released...?

Hot? Check.
Disinterested demeanor? Check.

So are people constantly finding (and getting) a new job, then taking the $5K and heading to their new job?

I'd donate my left testicle for one of these.

Document it well and keep a detailed build-diary and I'll follow your lead!

"Quote-unquote ragdoll physics are one of ..."

I sure hope that's a plastic, fake window!

I love the taste of artichokes - when I've ordered dishes (or pizza) at restaurants.

Yeah, sorry, I should have put /sarcasm or something on there. I know they're totally different. Just being intentionally ignorant.

I am a man who cooks dinner often. I don't take offence to the fact that the kitchen is called "the woman's rightful place." Get a grip!

So much for restricted access to the cockpit.

Oo, oo! This one is weird too!

I have one! Love my Falcon (1969 Futura Sports Coupe). It's nice to see one getting a bit of attention - they're (in my opinion) very underrated.