Where the hell have I been!? I didn't realize State of Decay was released...?

Hot? Check.
Disinterested demeanor? Check.

So are people constantly finding (and getting) a new job, then taking the $5K and heading to their new job?

I'd donate my left testicle for one of these.

Document it well and keep a detailed build-diary and I'll follow your lead!

"Quote-unquote ragdoll physics are one of ..."

I sure hope that's a plastic, fake window!

I love the taste of artichokes - when I've ordered dishes (or pizza) at restaurants.

Yeah, sorry, I should have put /sarcasm or something on there. I know they're totally different. Just being intentionally ignorant.

I am a man who cooks dinner often. I don't take offence to the fact that the kitchen is called "the woman's rightful place." Get a grip!

So much for restricted access to the cockpit.

Oo, oo! This one is weird too!

I have one! Love my Falcon (1969 Futura Sports Coupe). It's nice to see one getting a bit of attention - they're (in my opinion) very underrated.

Two degrees and 20 years of experience? I think she deserves a lot more than $25/hour...

I'm crowdsourcing the construction of my new house. I want 10-20 builders to build me a house, I'll check them all out, then decide which one (if any) I want to pay for their work.

aaaand 3....2....1....fired.

Any chance they'll make a Mario Galaxy for the Wii U? That might be the only thing that'd get me to buy one.

What, that all PS3 gamers have tiny little dicks?

Looks like a young Cameron Diaz.