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I would love some of that, but at ~$85/sq. ft? Holy hell.

I get putting one inside - pool by day, dance-floor by night - but I don't really get putting one outside - unless you had reeaaaallly limited yard space.

Phew - I secured "andaroundthecorner.net" just in time!

Hook this up to an Oculus Rift and rig up super-long-range communication - off roading from your couch!

But what if I die before then!?

MORE LIKE LAME-ILY!

#1-7:

Just make the all PUSH on the way out!

Unlimited ammo!!!

Having a good drive on the highway, someone is cruising in the left lane, a semi in the middle lane, and a (seemingly) empty far-right lane. After giving them ample time to speed up and pass the truck or slow down and change lanes, I get a bit annoyed and decide to pass them both in the right-most lane. Except,…

My girlfriend's employer requires that every employee back-into their parking space. They'll be reprimanded if they pull in nose-first.

I dunno...this seems to yield a much smaller number than any other "retirement calculator" I've messed around with - almost by half.

What the fucking fuck.

For $300, it better blow more than air.

Cool. Thanks.

You made a funny!!!

OK - first, that looks awesome. Second, thanks for the heads-up!

There are multiple people in my garage that do exactly that. Also, I think they park diagonally to discourage other people from using a spot that "is always empty anyways."