I had a dream once that I was making out with Dame Helen Mirren, possibly during a Documentary Now fixation. It was nice, there may have been some over the shirt action.

not a celebrity but I keep having sex dreams about one of my (young-ish, super cool, good-looking) bosses. it makes work meetings really awkward in my head :/

Hey Jezzies!
So this week is D week for me, Tyrone the thyroid lump is finally coming out (I’m debating changing his name to Mr Sweet, for spod reasons) on Wednesday!!!

I’ve started to feel a bit weird about the op - anxious or scared aren’t the right way to explain it, I guess apprehensive might be closer, but at the…