Notwithstanding, as this piece mentions, that numerous countries abolished slavery well before the U.S. did, but this woman seems to simultaneously forget that (1) America fought a Civil War over the abolition of slavery, and, stay with me, (2) the pro-slavery side is where a majority of Trump’s base come from.

WHEREZFIREFLY?!?!?!?!!

Um, I think you mean he’s already drank so much pee (the pre-taped nature of this nonsense) and your choices only result in how much of that pee drinking you actually see....

As a practitioner of the fine art of pedantry, continuity-wise, Temple Of Doom is, indeed, not a sequel to Raiders Of The Lost Ark. It is a prequel.

I think you mean Hayley Mills AND Hayley Mills

“As I mentioned Bugatti is only making one of these and it’s already been sold to an unnamed ‘Bugatti enthusiast.’” 

“Patrick Beverly walked past the media assembled outside the #Lakers locker room and said ‘what are you all doing over here? The locker room is that way (pointing towards #LAClippers locker room) they’re ain’t nothing in there.’” 

In a rational, objective universe, this might make sense...except Donnie Dumb Dumb now is saying that the wall would reduce the number of border patrol agents, cutting costs in paying those agents, and therefore paying for itself every 3-4 months, so send those smaller-packaged drugs right through those slats without…

Exactly. Holding an MVP candidate to only...one assist shy of a triple double with 40+ points doesn’t seem like the best blueprint....

Collusion or not, the reason Russian propaganda pushed Trump so hard wasn’t because Turmp and Putin were best friends. They may be. But regardless, Putin (as an ex-KGB agent who understands the importance of legitimacy and trustworthiness of governmental institutions and how to break those aspects for Russian benefit)…

Or 10% of this particulate article. Your point may be rhetorical or theoretical, but it isn’t factually accurate in this case. Thanks for playing, better luck next time.

Well, now I want a YouTube edit of Predator in place of Angels With Filthy Souls. This is what the internet is for. Make it happen internet, I command thee!

A nightmare still qualifies as a fantasy, yes?

She has a DAUGHTER!

Does it have that sweet, sweet Laurel Canyon sound?

Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense!

This is a very 2018 story.

BROCK TOON!

“This line hangs there in the air like Lenny Kravitz’s very nice, very full, penis. You remember when his pants split and it fell out. There’s a video of it, this was like 15 months ago. We here at Oh Hello feel this did NOT get enough attention at the time.” Nick Kroll’s Gil Faizon on Netflix’s “Oh, Hello: On…

I know asking for correction on a Newswire isn’t going to correct the error and also acknowledge the editorial staff here is almost certainly gutted and has never been good at fact-checking their articles anyway, but Season 1 also had 3 timelines: 1995, 2002, and 2012.