Seriously, including Last Jedi and Way of Water? is the “best” meaning “mediocre” or “a complete drag on the franchise”. Last Jedi is fundamentally worse than Indy4, and thats saying something. Way of Water has zero heart. Its not nearly as good of a visual spectacle as Avatar was. Its story tries to hard and never…

Some bizarre omissions:

It was put on life support in 2013 (Emily leaving for Vox, everyone else leaving for The Dissolve (RIP)) and it officially died during the 2017 Kinjapocalypse. Everything after that has been a postmortem phantom.

A slideshow retrospective of some of our favorite slideshows through the years?

Really running out of ideas for slideshows here. BTW, nobody likes slideshows.

Someone said it on here previously, but: the prequel trilogy were a great story told poorly, the sequel trilogy was a poor story told well. The acting, cinematography, editing, dialogue (at least in the micro terms of how actual people actually talk to each other) and overall lack of pretense are a lot better in these…

A Clockwork Orange. I saw the movie when I was way pretty young (around 13 or 14, so probably too young) and even then I knew that the movie’s vision of humanity was too dark and depressing for me to ever want to sit through it again. If only it included that final chapter that Kubrick left out. 

Weekend at Freddie’s

Bohemian Rhapsody 2: Freddie Goes Hawaiian

i can take any death of a person in a movie b/c it’s just a movie. but for some reason, i’m not okay with animal deaths. i always tell my cat, “they used a stunt double” but we’re both still upset.

Tell them to make sure they have strong reading comprehension because it will be helpful in all aspects of life.

Because it's fucking terrible. 

“Das Bus” was a very “gee, this show is getting old” episode of The Simpsons for me, even though most of the other stuff that season and the next were gold for me. Best thing about it was the James Earl Jones-narrated ending when he says, “...and the children were rescued by, let’s say Moe.”

Yeah yeah, we just have one question: giant blue dong or not?

Life, uh, fades away.

If you’re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States.

I’m actually extremely disappointed in the lack of love for Neil Cicierega’s mash-up masterpiece from last year, ‘Mouth Moods.’ It’s a collection of brilliant song, television, film, video game, commercial, and other assorted clips all placed in a blender and turned into a fine, cohesive paste of genius.

16 Horsepower/Woven Hand