That’s right, you freaking heathens. You can’t “Marie Kondo” something.

It’s a combination of liking tea and hating how susceptible I am to clickbait articles like this one.

Dude, what? You just described a very normal and lovely birthday post. It’s normal to share specific things that you appreciate your mother or friend or otherwise loved person does for you.

But “alt-left” is so fetch!