I never understood how not wanting to send soldiers to die in a pointless war in Iraq was somehow more anti-soldier than wanting to send them in.

The most pro-troop position is to be anti-war.

Right, its the fault of the police that his parents are gigantic pieces of shit.

So why should I stick to just two? You don’t really say why just that I should only have two while being socially awkward about it. If I need to drive or be somewhere early the next day then yes stick to one or two but if I have a ride/taxi/uber and everyone else is drinking and enjoying themselves why would I stick…

Professional wisdom suggests that if this is advice you are considering, you should actually be having zero drinks at parties, and also everywhere else.

I strongly endorse this take

Instructions unclear. Accidentally voted to leave the EU.