Seriously. I lived in that house. It is a sweet-ass house. And she needs someone to come drink all the beer I left, if that pushes you over the edge.

Exactly. There is, however, another group that thinks lesbians only exist for straight people to think they're sexy. How many short ends can one stick have?

I'm white. I didn't go to Harvard. That pretty much proves them right in GOP-logic, yes?