There are actually decent reasons to list biological sex, mostly medical ones. As much as it might bother some people, there are actual important differences between male and female bodies that can dictate health concerns and treatments....so yes, I don’t have a problem denoting sex on a birth certificate.

So we can assign bathrooms apparently

Only write about this forever okay thanks

She was 18. If you give it some thought, you’ll realize that “teenager” is a pretty solid answer to “why would you do something that stupid?”

Thank god. From a legal perspective, I have no doubt that the French court reached the right decision; her life was certainly not imminently threatened and the law, for very good reasons, restricts the availability of self-defense as a protection to a murder charge. So yes, I think she was guilty of murder under the…

Sadly, the role I’ll most remember Debbie Reynolds for is her part in Disney’s Halloween Town series. My wife had a nostalgic attachment to those movies, so I bought her the set for her last birthday. Unfortunately, my toddler is insisting on alternating between those movies and Frozen every day of holiday break. …

God, but don’t I understand this impulse. I wanted to crawl into my friend’s casket with her last year. I still do. I wanted to be with her. I wanted to have a glass of wine with her. And more than anything, I wanted to be the kind of person who believed that we would be reunited in some kind of afterlife. The thought…

I saw this from Patton Oswald’s twitter, and I agree, I think Carrie spoke through this person.

I’m not the religious sort, but sending alllll the most loving, comforting, warm vibes in the direction of Todd and Billie right now.

When our childhood cat did that leg-up thing, my sister and I would go up to him, pull the leg down like a slot machine and yell “Jackpot!” His usual reaction was a look much like that.

I’m babysitting a lovely tabby, and he’s mostly a sweetheart and does things like sleep curled up in my arms. Though this morning, he decided to sing the song of his people and claw things. Now he’s purring and nudging me.

Oh my god I’m losing it over here. I love how it always ends with licking. Like maybe they were just having a really long drawn-out negotiation about the cleaning schedule?!

My cats have been chatting with each other a lot today. One makes a noise and the other jumps off my lap and runs over to them and then they make noises back and forth. I am pretty sure I’ll be dead by nightfall.

I too turn into a whiny eating machine between November and February. I never shit in a box though.

But they walk like cartoon villains.

I hate everybody.

We really should start spreading rumors in China about the healing properties of Republicans.

We are planning a Hygge themed wedding. The bridesmaids’ dresses will be warm Scandinavian knit sweaters, the groom has been growing a long bushy beard and on the wedding day he’ll be hiding cinnamon sticks and star anise in it and the bride will be driven into the wedding venue in a 1974 beige Volvo station wagon.…

I am wedding planning for 2017 and I am also sick of these trends. I only get my period every 2 months so it’s been impossible for me to collect enough menstrual blood to make my signature cocktail.