didn’t Perez get famous by poorly doodling jizz and coke on celebrity pictures, particularly women? Not terribly upset at the prospect of Angelina suing him. He sounds particularly man-babyish in that message.

Just did the math — I’ve been disgusted by Sean Penn for six years longer than his new girlfriend has been alive.

All I know is, anyone who puts on a scary clown outfit nowadays had some pretty big shoes to fill.

I’m all for gun control, but in this time of national crisis, I make an exception.

This just proves how important it is for young girls to have access to toys, media, and stories where they can see themselves represented. The little sister’s excitement was very cute, too. <keyboard is drenched while I’m writing this>

not a single person deserves the kind of treatment she received

Whateves dude. Imma watch this shit. But as long as Johnny Lee Miller is awkward and clever on another channel? I’m cool. Also? Lucy Liu has a cool wardrobe and is cute with freckles.

So lovely!

And you have restored my faith in humanity.

I went on a date once, and I was invited by the woman back to this incredible loft where she was dog-sitting for out-of-town friends.

This may or may not count because it’s secondhand, but my dad shared this one and he is not a man prone to exaggeration or lies just for the sake of a good story.

What kind of stripper realness is this? Call me Tom and bring this outfit with you.

got dammit just when I think i’m gonna be an ice queen who won’t have kids, one of these little idiots does something crazy like this and it’s like, why wouldn’t I want this constant source of entertainment??

How much better could our society be if we treated prisoners not only like human beings but actually like citizens? We expect them to serve their time and then rejoin society, but we completely dehumanize them the entire time they’re in prison. What purpose does that serve?

See what happened there?

“Cher is an average talent”

Wait, Rosie was in Hocus Pocus? Admittedly, it’s been a few years since I watched it, but what was her role?

He’s Cartman. All grown up.

You’re saying I’m crazy?!

Everyone is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO upset about the divorce of the century.