Ocean’s 14: Divorced Dad Hangout

is this gonna be like a ben affleck thing where brad goes and lives in george clooney’s pool house for a few months because

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

Good dog, Charlie Bear.

Dude, if I were the poor sister I would tell bride sister to absolutely take rich sister’s money. Then we could split the cash to go do something awesome just the two of us. And if we’re feeling bitchy we could plaster pics all over Facebook of our great time together. We could even tag mean sister like, “Without Mary…

Very! A few months before my husband and I got married I broke the news to him over a few Coronas that the bald spot at the top of his head and the one in the dead center of the back of his head were starting to meet. We went home and he shaved it off that night and has never looked back! It’s very distinguished…

Stop fighting the inevitable... just shave it! Bald is sexy.

Thank you. You just made my otherwise unbearable day.....more bearable. If only Wills had yanked off her hat and tossed it into the Proletariat.

Whatever anyone thinks of the existence of his job, he is very good at his job.

There’s something about having a decent personality that totally cancels out his foliculal deficiencies.

Here’s a crazy idea: a judge with experience in bankruptcy and contract cases should hear bankruptcy and contract cases. A judge on a criminal case who doesn't know much about the crime in question should do some legal research on that crime

This is from that linked CNN article too: “Testifying at the hearing Friday, Camp offered this defense for his comments: “a non-existent” knowledge of Canadian criminal law.

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

Futilely?

I don’t know if I’m supposed to say “poor Ivanka” or “poor Tiffany” to this. Who do you pity more? The daughter he forgets exists or the one who is the subject of his gross fixation?

I don’t think Donald knows he has two daughters.

It also requires that the women you work with are able to see the disparity, and want to change it.

This is a pretty cool thing. I wish that I worked with more women because this would not play out well in IRL. I work with mostly men, older men at that, and I have just resorted to ignoring what they say during meetings and then pardoning my memory loss by offering my own ideas. It works for me but obviously is not…

Smoking weed made someone drive fast?