abearinmychair
Abearinmychair
abearinmychair

And most importantly, you get to be self righteous in comment threads about engagement rings. And who can put a price on that?

I wish I lived where you do.

You’re going to (hopefully) spend the rest of your life with this person. Have a conversation with them like a goddamn adult and get her exactly what she wants with an agreed upon budget.

Pro-Tip: cut out all the drama, and have her pick it out. Mrs. Daisuke picked out hers at a vintage jewelry store, and couldn't be more happier with it.

1) I need those cat ear headphones in my life right now.

I feel like we all need this right now.

I’m done with this year.

Thank you.

YUSSSS. “What I do is not up to you” is the tagline I have been waiting my whole life for.

God this looks really good. I haven’t been interested or excited by any of the DC movies to date but I am excited for this. Begrudgingly, the Justice League movie looks decent too. As does Ezra Miller who I didn’t want to like because my Flash heart currently belongs to Grant Gustin but damn if he’s not charming in

bought a kiddie pool today for my balcony. filling it up and laying out for all the world to see this weekend. sky’s out, thighs out.

Whose gonna buy me a plane ticket and send me because I NEED TO GO.

um, it doesnt sound like she was TRYING to have multiple sets of twins. it sounds like she is a religious woman who decided to carry her pregnancies. why shame her for that? nonsense.

No. She realizes she is fortunate that she can conceive.

OMG NOPE

“...eyeing the cat like they want to fuck her shit up but can’t be bothered.”

I died.

Pffffffff Clone High did it first and did it better with Clone JFK’s Foster Parents.

Sadly, Sailor Neptune and Uranus did it to me back in the '90s. Before they were "cousins", of course.

It’s just so hard to comprehend why people dedicate so much time to assholery. We live in a world with so many fun things to do that don’t involve hurting people. Take a walk, go swimming, buy an ice cream cone. How trolling people with made up babies for shits and giggles even occurs to people just escapes me.