abearinmychair
Abearinmychair
abearinmychair

My abject apologies for originally confusing Stratford, Connecticut and Stamford, Connecticut—my only defense is that the Dairy Queen is in Stamford, so it’s permanently got my brain hijacked.

Whoever leaked it - not cool. The man is obviously a cheating dog and deserves to have his marriage shot to hell and all the legal implications that go with it. He does not deserve to have a sex tape spread across the internet without his consent because no one does, under any circumstances. Nor does his partner in

Tell your “friend” that was a damn satisfying revenge story.

I had no idea she was downplayed in this way. I just assumed everyone knew the deal, even while she was alive.

Fuck, that’s so insulting!

Y’all should check out his recent episode of the Death, Sex & Money podcast. He talks about how his mom says he’s too sassy and outspoken, and she tells him not to “forget the bridges that brought [him] over.” He says, “I am my own bridge!”

HE AND MIKEY ARE PERFECT GET MARRIED NOW MIKEY IS A FLAWLESS MAN

The “I’ve decided to live as a werewolf” story arc is one of the most wonderful things to ever happen in any sitcom.

And so many great lines!!! So, so many!

YAASSS.

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

This seems like as good a reason as any to try and stay healthy. After all, if I outlive my wife, it won’t be cheating.

i am a very distant relative of hers and sometimes i get a sore mouth* so yes without a doubt this is true.

It’s probably the “sorry I got caught” type of remorse.

Collins said in court papers she’s now remorseful for her actions.

Good. I work in DV advocacy. DV is already way under-reported.

He’s got a good point. Just because Takei is gay doesn’t mean Sulu has to be. Takei is the definitive Sulu, and if he says the character isn’t gay, then he isn’t gay as far as I’m concerned. There’s no reason the gay actor’s character has to be gay any more than a straight actor’s character has to be straight. To

Kara, are you trying to make me feel bad for Iggy Azalea?

be hot and make them think they’re sexy and fun and witty. they pay a fuck ton of money to be lied to.

Watch the entire run of Leverage and take notes.