As predicted, HR contacted me about taking bereavement pay last week when I’d already take it in January. My response, “Yes, I lost my father in January, and my Grandmother last week. It’s been quite the shitty year.”

I find the idea of a manager that actually knows how to do the jobs of the employees they manage hilarious.

I agree a lot of it doesn’t make sense. If she worked there for 6 years, it seems incredibly unlikely that she’d have the lowest seniority. And even if she was the most recent hire, if she is literally the best employee there, then she’d have some sort of status above seniority right?

You’ve been very lucky with your bosses if this doesn’t ring true to you.

Jezebel underscores the level of badassness she possesses. She didn’t just hide in the bathroom armed with her iron. That iron had a plan! Here is what she intended to do with that iron from another interview:

I understood why you choose the photo you did. I hope I didn’t cross the line, I just wanted others to know how unnecessarily violent that poor girl’s attack was. Sometimes, the imagination just won’t do.

Yeah, I didn’t want to make that the header because it’s really graphic, but it’s so important that people know how violent this was.

$100 grand seems too low of an amount to sue for considering they slammed a girl suffering from brain tumors head to the ground. Here’s a photo of her during arrest:

They is twins.

I hope there’s someone out there penning Boris Johnson + Donald Trump erotic hairpiece fanfic. I’d read it.

Ugh, why do English people have to be so smart and sensible? Look at this shapeless man with a golden shitstained rug on his head, promising things he can’t give (with classist and racist undertones), but ultimately deciding that it would be the greatest humiliation and dumpster fire to actually run for highest…

Also “stripped of cultural context”

I love how “international” means “white lead”

Okay, we’ve been over this. Let’s review again, shall we?

‘“It’s really hard to understand how this could happen, how somebody could do that to children,” local police lieutenant Dan McGrath told the press.’

For me, it’s more that it’s without clear consent from the daughter. Yes, I would think it was slightly weird for a daughter to ask a mom to be a surrogate simply because of the age issue, but this woman is dead and there’s no explicit proof that this is what she wanted. It feels more like the mom wanting a grandchild…

I also feel like Paris might be interning with Ann Coulter. What do you think?

Lane’s great! She converted to hardcore conservative Christianity and is homeschooling her children so that they learn literal Bible interpretation science. Zach converted as well and is now a senior salesman at a car dealership. Mrs. Kim couldn’t be prouder.

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That’s why I pack all kinds of random shit under there, I tell everyone that it’s because I’m a slob, but really it’s so nobody can fit in there.