I feel like we all need this right now.

I’m done with this year.

Thank you.

YUSSSS. “What I do is not up to you” is the tagline I have been waiting my whole life for.

God this looks really good. I haven’t been interested or excited by any of the DC movies to date but I am excited for this. Begrudgingly, the Justice League movie looks decent too. As does Ezra Miller who I didn’t want to like because my Flash heart currently belongs to Grant Gustin but damn if he’s not charming in…

bought a kiddie pool today for my balcony. filling it up and laying out for all the world to see this weekend. sky’s out, thighs out.

Whose gonna buy me a plane ticket and send me because I NEED TO GO.

um, it doesnt sound like she was TRYING to have multiple sets of twins. it sounds like she is a religious woman who decided to carry her pregnancies. why shame her for that? nonsense.

No. She realizes she is fortunate that she can conceive.

OMG NOPE

“...eyeing the cat like they want to fuck her shit up but can’t be bothered.”

I died.

Pffffffff Clone High did it first and did it better with Clone JFK’s Foster Parents.

Sadly, Sailor Neptune and Uranus did it to me back in the '90s. Before they were "cousins", of course.

It’s just so hard to comprehend why people dedicate so much time to assholery. We live in a world with so many fun things to do that don’t involve hurting people. Take a walk, go swimming, buy an ice cream cone. How trolling people with made up babies for shits and giggles even occurs to people just escapes me.

I don't think I ever felt more vulnerable than when I was struggling with infertility and we started looking into the very confusing and difficult process of adoption. Fuck these people from the bottom of my heart. Between them and body shaming Playboy bitch we need a good animal post on Jez stat.

My abject apologies for originally confusing Stratford, Connecticut and Stamford, Connecticut—my only defense is that the Dairy Queen is in Stamford, so it’s permanently got my brain hijacked.

Whoever leaked it - not cool. The man is obviously a cheating dog and deserves to have his marriage shot to hell and all the legal implications that go with it. He does not deserve to have a sex tape spread across the internet without his consent because no one does, under any circumstances. Nor does his partner in…

Tell your “friend” that was a damn satisfying revenge story.

I had no idea she was downplayed in this way. I just assumed everyone knew the deal, even while she was alive.