This seems like as good a reason as any to try and stay healthy. After all, if I outlive my wife, it won’t be cheating.

i am a very distant relative of hers and sometimes i get a sore mouth* so yes without a doubt this is true.

It’s probably the “sorry I got caught” type of remorse.

Collins said in court papers she’s now remorseful for her actions.

Good. I work in DV advocacy. DV is already way under-reported.

He’s got a good point. Just because Takei is gay doesn’t mean Sulu has to be. Takei is the definitive Sulu, and if he says the character isn’t gay, then he isn’t gay as far as I’m concerned. There’s no reason the gay actor’s character has to be gay any more than a straight actor’s character has to be straight. To…

Kara, are you trying to make me feel bad for Iggy Azalea?

be hot and make them think they’re sexy and fun and witty. they pay a fuck ton of money to be lied to.

Watch the entire run of Leverage and take notes.

As predicted, HR contacted me about taking bereavement pay last week when I’d already take it in January. My response, “Yes, I lost my father in January, and my Grandmother last week. It’s been quite the shitty year.”

I find the idea of a manager that actually knows how to do the jobs of the employees they manage hilarious.

I agree a lot of it doesn’t make sense. If she worked there for 6 years, it seems incredibly unlikely that she’d have the lowest seniority. And even if she was the most recent hire, if she is literally the best employee there, then she’d have some sort of status above seniority right?

You’ve been very lucky with your bosses if this doesn’t ring true to you.

Jezebel underscores the level of badassness she possesses. She didn’t just hide in the bathroom armed with her iron. That iron had a plan! Here is what she intended to do with that iron from another interview:

I understood why you choose the photo you did. I hope I didn’t cross the line, I just wanted others to know how unnecessarily violent that poor girl’s attack was. Sometimes, the imagination just won’t do.

Yeah, I didn’t want to make that the header because it’s really graphic, but it’s so important that people know how violent this was.

$100 grand seems too low of an amount to sue for considering they slammed a girl suffering from brain tumors head to the ground. Here’s a photo of her during arrest:

They is twins.

I hope there’s someone out there penning Boris Johnson + Donald Trump erotic hairpiece fanfic. I’d read it.

Ugh, why do English people have to be so smart and sensible? Look at this shapeless man with a golden shitstained rug on his head, promising things he can’t give (with classist and racist undertones), but ultimately deciding that it would be the greatest humiliation and dumpster fire to actually run for highest…