Okay, we’ve been over this. Let’s review again, shall we?

‘“It’s really hard to understand how this could happen, how somebody could do that to children,” local police lieutenant Dan McGrath told the press.’

For me, it’s more that it’s without clear consent from the daughter. Yes, I would think it was slightly weird for a daughter to ask a mom to be a surrogate simply because of the age issue, but this woman is dead and there’s no explicit proof that this is what she wanted. It feels more like the mom wanting a grandchild…

I also feel like Paris might be interning with Ann Coulter. What do you think?

Lane’s great! She converted to hardcore conservative Christianity and is homeschooling her children so that they learn literal Bible interpretation science. Zach converted as well and is now a senior salesman at a car dealership. Mrs. Kim couldn’t be prouder.

SPOILERS:

That’s why I pack all kinds of random shit under there, I tell everyone that it’s because I’m a slob, but really it’s so nobody can fit in there.

Why isn’t the punishment for breaking restraining orders so much more severe? This guy broke the fucking restraining order three times before this happened!

There are still thousands of stupid people to unleash fleece!

Newsflash Tony Robbins: FIRE BAAAAD!!!!

You know, if it were just teachers making sarcastic, exasperated remarks and blowing off steam, I would think nothing of it. But to refer to children as fucking idiots and hope they fail—while being part of the group that can actually make that happen—goes too far. I had a teacher who had it out for in 7th grade and…

I have never understood their purpose. I especially love where they ask them questions on nuances on foreign policy. I mean, what is the purpose, other than to embarrass a person in public.

pro: LGBT people can win pageants now

Forget homosexuality; that shiny pink polyester in the background is an abomination against God. What is even happening with those dresses?

“Congratulations! You’ve won a ticket out of Missouri!”

WE NEED A RECURRING DAILY GOOD NEWS (NON-CELEBRITY RELATED) POST ON JEZ. MY BRAIN CAN NO LONGER TAKE ALL OF THE MADNESS AND HURT IN THE WORLD IN ONE SMALL SPACE.

So true. The only reaction subway creepers want from women is some combination of horror/fear/awe—I’m not even sure titillation is on the list. So if you do something else, they’re disappointed. I’ve probably told this one here before, but when I was a younger woman riding the subway at night and someone was doing the…

Starring Will Ferrell as the deputy, Sandler as the inmate.

Well the next shitty Adam Sandler Netflix movie just wrote itself.

She’s also so Canadian: