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1000/1000 would read

Anna, get this kid to do a Jez post!

This is amazing. And her parents clearly knew she was destined for this career path when they named her Hilde.

Shade, burn, everything.

They remind me of the badass desert women from Madmax. Moms are cool, mine taught me how to drive a manual.

I just donated to UNICEF. Here’s the link if anyone else would like to.

That is a disturbing quantity of small teeth.

The fact that he wanted the case number engraved on the frame just adds that little soupcon of horror to the otherwise unmitigated disgust I feel.

The cop told the friend about the knife and said he was getting it framed to put on his wall.

Accurate. I made more working in retail than I did as a preschool teacher.

So what happens to the 16 year old who was distributing pornography?

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A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

This is just fucking horrible. It leaves a huge knot in my stomach. Since Kayden had Aspergers it is likely that in the midst of a meltdown he wouldn’t have been able to fully understand the ramifications of his actions. It is also possible that he could have just completely shut out anything the officers were saying…

Fearing for your safety isn’t a good enough reason to end a life, to me. It’s way too vague; it could mean the cops were afraid they’d get cut, maybe even need some stitches, or break a bone. But that’s part of police work, you might get cut or break a bone. The only time it should be acceptable to end a life is when…

Pictured: Officer Ober

who called the mix-up “flattering,”

“*he wasn’t annoyed*. Instead, he invited his fellow passenger to attend a Kanye West studio session.”

So few humans are this chill and kind. Goes to show just how much *filters, reactions and perspective shape experience*.