abearinmychair
Abearinmychair
abearinmychair

You said “peg.”

Sounds like this assplay feud has taken Kanye down a peg or two.

I’m sure that vow will last at least a few weeks.

As long as she’s not throwing up to maintain her girlish shark figure.

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me

VagINA Finder

I’m extremely embarrassed to realize that I can’t think any books with black girl protagonists off the top of my head*. Anybody have any favorites they want to share?

*I pretty much gave up fiction about 10 years ago when I first got into grad school, so I’m not exactly ‘in the loop’ anyhow. And I don’t tend to read

Yeah!

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.