Forget game recaps, this is literally the type of article I come to Deadspin for.

Yeah, the piece (+the fact they ran it at all) blew my mind this AM.

“What? rigid airships combine the pampering of a cruise ship With the speed of —”

MILLER DNP; SHART.

That hill is one of the stupidest things i have ever added to a baseball field.

Unfortunately by technicality Toronto can’t be on this list but it should be in the top 5. For a city with 3 major sports teams and one of the largest sports markets in North America it hasn’t had anything close since the ‘93 Jays and Leafs.

And finally, how long will it be until we see a chimp version of Chopped?

No

He’s the rare pitcher who really just works the middle of the plate.

They hired him 2 weeks ago but apparently Gawker doesn’t get in touch with remote employees.

A few years ago, Dave Zirin was touring the country with John Carlos. The two of them spoke at several big sports universities, and each time they’d contact the school’s athletic department to see if they wanted Carlos to come talk to any of the athletes. Every single coach either ignored them or flat out said no,…

My only question is, how do we get “#RelieveBlatter” trending? It’s too good. How did nobody think of this yet?

Just goes to show that you can only be a corrupt organization for 111 years before it comes back to bite you

I asked him today if he was a Beatles fan, and he replied that he heard they were good and intended to give them a listen in the future, adding that he really liked their song “Hotel California.”

“The project has raised $7,100 so far. $6,500 of that will go to pay for sequencing Lil Bub’s genome, and any additional money the team raises will support their next project:”

Statler: Well that was different!

To be fair, the Maple Leafs are offering him an extra month of vacation.

Rizzo third is the kind of boldness that suggests you, Leslie, will be chosen to be one our civilization’s leaders after the apocalypse. Leaving Beaker outside the top 10, however, suggests we’re going to revolt against you shortly thereafter.

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