Bad timing for a Lincecum impression.

Not to defend the practice of Nike essentially commandeering the brands of professional and amateur sports organizations on every level (which is annoying at best and nefariously corrupt at worst), but on a basic level of corporate branding and design, the idea of keeping things under wraps until it’s finished is…

Least his boner isn’t deflated LOL

Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”

Actually, Drew, there’s no demonstrable evidence that Goodell is a “shit-eating moron”. At most, you could make the claim that it is “more probable than not” that he...

Sooo.....we’re just pretending Beyond Thunderdome never happened?

Chip hates black players so much, he replaced McCoy with another black running back!

We had our.. (looks at highlight reel on tablet).. er, investigators (pancake block, starts drooling) look into this case (block downfield, moans audibly) GOTTA GO BYE

I KNEW IT

God bless Pat Tomasulo.

I feel you, Doge.

But is this bone broth artisanal? I only eat artisanal bone broth from establishments that do not kill animals to get their broth.

American Hero Cat Defies the Greatest Generation

No, you clear room in the basket for a blob. Damn amateur fry eaters.

That...actually makes it a pretty half-decent burn.

Man, this feels like the way things are probably going to Kris Letang. His most recent concussion (the latest of many) had him laying on the ice completely unaware of his surroundings. At some point, these guys need to hang up the skates.

Non-uniform ballparks are one of the best aspects of the game. The Astros have a hill and a flagpole in fair territory. Boston had a giant fucking wall in left field. Now Toronto has slow grass.

Don’t know about any musicians, but one of my best friends in college sucked an NBA Player’s dick quite a bit. At first, I had no idea who it was, but I saw the commercial last year with the guy waving the finger saying “HAHA NO NO NOT TODAY!!”, and recognized him and his voice. His name is Dikembe Mutombo and was…