This man bred three times.

That was not what producers were expecting when they read “writes for GQ” on his application...

Murdering three people does tend to color how you are perceived.

Okay, so I think that this is easy to characterize as a classic anti-feminist “she was a bitch” tale. But I would like to pipe in, as someone who actually has experienced what she is like. Because I think that sometimes, it’s easy to overlook the fact that sometimes women who make it to the top are legitimately…

You neglected the best part of the "Hot Ham Water" gag:

I work for a big utility company in a technical position, and I am one of 6 women in a group of over 30 people. The majority of the company’s 23,000 employees are male, and the overwhelming majority of women in the company work in administrative support, clerical, or other non-technical roles. The culture can be…

Won’t the umpires find it distracting?

After a little research—Jordy Mercer is the reason there is a random pocket of Pirates fans in Oklahoma.

My 1.5 year old smelled like she crapped her diaper.

"If a gay couple came in and wanted us to provide pizzas for their wedding, we would have to say no."

It's Indiana, not Insteve.

If only there was an organization that looked out for Italian Americans, that could advocate on her behalf, that could negotiate with the museum, maybe make them an offer that they perhaps might have a hard time refusing.

it's a standard strategy, u gotta have a backup for your starter during his bye week or else pick up josh mccown

McNulty would've gone through with it.

Either this was really stupid, or I need another coffee.

OK, total tangent - so I took a look at Takashi Kurihara, and after seeing that he played for a team called "IBM Big Blue" in the Japanese X-League (formerly the Japanese American Football League, until 1997 when they changed the name to "X League", because 1997 was X-treme), I looked up other teams in the league.…

We should probably be looking at what black people should be doing to make Chip less racist.

Usually if somebody scores and finishes with Semin on his stomach, it's an unassisted goal.

Lynch's agent: "9 million signing bonus, 1 million base salary, 1 million roster bonus."

Wait, someone on the Mets came up and snatched someone's lunch out of his hands, and it wasn't Bartolo Colon?