Easy. Zero.

He was aiming for a full stadium but he missed...

Prosecutors remain baffled at the fact that of all the people surveyed, they can't seem to find a Patriots fan who began following the team before 2001.

I'd like to use tinder but can't think of the embarrassment I'd feel if one of my female friends saw my profile

Oh great, another Scott Van Pelt story.

I promised Tommy I'd never tell this story, but fuck it. What's he going to do, ban my account? Oh gee, how will I ever get a new one?

Dear Stan, I wrote you but you still ain't called/

Just this once, I'd love to see St Louis, Oakland, and San Diego all tell their NFL teams to get fucked when it comes to asking for publicly-funded venues at the exact same time, just to see what happens. It's not like all three of them can move to LA simultaneously.

I sure hope he catches the Pink Panther.

Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.

It was pass interference though.

Judging by his roster, the poor guy is unfamiliar with the entire concept of stars.

Someone is going to have fun photoshopping two giant hands pulling the top of that stadium apart goatse-style.

They have a good moral argument, but this... this is not well articulated from a legal perspective. The quoted materials above in particular are not going to withstand the forces Zuffa can bring to bear.

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

Feel encouraged?? I just found out an unbelievable athlete is not only fitter than me, but also smarter. Tough way to start my 9-5, Barry.

Hochuli said he differentiated between the crown of the helmet and the hairline. The crown is the top of the helmet. The hairline is the top of the forehead.