Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.

It was pass interference though.

Judging by his roster, the poor guy is unfamiliar with the entire concept of stars.

Someone is going to have fun photoshopping two giant hands pulling the top of that stadium apart goatse-style.

They have a good moral argument, but this... this is not well articulated from a legal perspective. The quoted materials above in particular are not going to withstand the forces Zuffa can bring to bear.

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

Feel encouraged?? I just found out an unbelievable athlete is not only fitter than me, but also smarter. Tough way to start my 9-5, Barry.

Hochuli said he differentiated between the crown of the helmet and the hairline. The crown is the top of the helmet. The hairline is the top of the forehead.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

I'm doing ok, guys. Thanks for your private messages of encouragement. They've been comforting.

No visible injuries? So he's good to play, right?

Why did your law school turn out so many Chinese restaurant founders?

I was definitely angry with him because his mother was ill.

We're not going to run a photo of her, but we can confirm she exists.

Damn. DAMN.

It looks like the shit talking never ends at the Coliseum.

So when Billy Beane told Philip Seymour Hoffman he wanted that fucking Hatteberg at first base every god damn day, I guess he meant it.