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I was pretty impressed that both the Provincial Government and Federal Government have declined to provide funds to build a new baseball stadium in Montreal.

Said Quebec Premier Philippe Couillard: “it’s not up to the public to bring a team to Montreal”.

Saw a man clipping his toenails on a bus. CLIPPING HIS TOENAILS.

Next season, on Fargo...

You probably can’t hear me rolling my eyes at your schoolyard “you probably don’t know baseball blah blah blah”, but I can certainly guarantee that I’ve been watching baseball longer than you.

I don’t have a problem with the Royals stealing signs - I have a problem with their fans being butthurt when it happens to…

If you want to talk about stealing signs, we can talk about the Royals on second base stealing signs off of David Price last game.

Cueto got rattled and took a big ol’ dump all over the bedding. Not that it isn’t the first time it’s happened...

Nothing good happens in Florida.

This is the only correct opinion in the whole series.

Schilling for your thoughts.

I agree with everything in this story except:

Now that’s a cricket fight.

I’ve found that lifting slower (you’ll most likely have to lower the amount of weight you’re lifting) is less likely to cause injury. By lifting slower you’re relying more on your muscles versus your quick twitch ligaments that are more likely to strain, sprain or tear.

When I slow down I force myself more to think…

Experiment: what can Deadspin commenters post on Instagram (and tag @rgiii) that he (or one of his interns) will like?

Canadians and Johnny Cash go way back.

Bears love hot tubs too.

After writing this he pitched a scoreless ninth today; he just gives them a better option a seventh inning guy (vs Loup, Hendricks or Cecil). I think he’s legit, and if there’s a team that knows about late bloomers, it’s the team with Bautista and Encarnacion.

They also added Mark Lowe at the deadline to help in the bullpen. He’ll be pivotal down the stretch.

This article failed to mention the huge boner I have for this trade.

His Yelp! reviews have certainly taken a downturn.

Good luck hitting off Bartolo Colon; he leaves nothing on the plate.