I was wondering about Chip Kelly, but luckily FO addressed it:

Ford told the Post-Dispatch he is now considering moving away from St. Louis.

If you're talking about murdering some brewskies, then yeah, Gronk is a serial killer.

well when you drip horseshit onto a keyboard like you just did, the point you are trying to make gets obscured because - maybe you guessed it - it's covered in shit.

I hope English is a third or fourth language for you.

My brain just has no juice. I'm a writer...

V-NECK SWEATERS?!?! ON TELEVISION!??!

He's doing God's work.

So I guess Tom called in sick?

This is what happens when one teams tries to out-southern the other.

Well, now that the Eagles need a running back...

I notice he didn't specifically deny the veracity of the tweet... So they're probably plowing.

It's a fake account but...

Trent Richardson could learn a thing from these two llamas.

It's supposed to look like a dick, right? Because it looks like a dick.

On the "NFL Players and Alumni Doing Bad Things Spectrum", where does this video land?
Toward the Darren Sharper side, or more on the Warren Sapp end? Or does it blow past Darren Sharper and land pretty close to Aaron Hernandez?

Half expecting to see an "NFL Players' Crimes, Ranked" list here soon.

Russell Wilson is the NFL equivalent of this:

You sound like every Blue Jays fan.

The new brown facemask represents the strength and toughness of Cleveland.

Things I didn't expect to be doing at work today: reading a debate on the geographic prevalence of bagged milk.

But yeah; bagged milk is best (Ontarian bias).