yessss. Jez/GM’s legal analysis is pretty lacking most of the time. So many smart lady lawyer commenters could be resources to make sure this is right. (I'd do it! I may only be a 3rd year associate, but what I lack in experience I make up for in moral outrage!)

Imagine that! A write-up on Jezebel that turns a nice and supportive gesture by Taylor Swift into a passive aggressive swipe at the way she decided to deliver said gesture.

....are you kidding me? Donating $250k isn’t good enough without a tweet. Fuck off.

For real. My jaw dropped reading that line. What a fucking clueless douche of the highest degree.

I saw this:

Peak Manning ball-washing last night was when one Seems or Nantz said how Manning had to suffer through learning the Kubiak offensive system.

You mean that woman with the “vulgar mouth”?

Some people can’t help invading your space due to size, and that’s just the risk you take when you fly.

Nah, I hold a number of positions that are not considered liberal. It’s just that I think you’re a penis.

I love this “your goddess” shit, I really do. Where on earth would you get the idea that Hillary is a “goddess” to me? I’ve never written anything about her that was not sharply negative—more negative by far than what I’ve written here about Mike Huckabee.

Huckabee is the worst kind of Christian. He embraces all of the hateful parts, but he wants you to just accept and understand him, and he loves you, why are you so angry about this, it’s in the Bible, he has to believe it, you’re the real bigot, stop oppressing me.

Just a reminder that Jezebel sided with her over Iggy Azalea who appears to be no prize but is not, I think known for assaulting people.

Or it’s because she’s actually a garbage human being herself. She’s bisexual but loves calling her gay fans “faggots” and physically attacking them and she also likes physically assaulting random people on the street. She sounds like the perfect Trump voter.

The athletes really need to sit down and say screw this I’m staying home. The cost of not competing is wasting 4 years of your life and physical prime and having to wait another 4 years at maybe getting another chance. The risk of going is MRSA and never competing at anything ever again. Also every water born…

“There is a pervasive desire amongst certain liberal whites to be “the only one.””

This is of course the correct take for the blissfully ignorant. Also very hot.

Peyton Manning has played 17 seasons in the NFL. His team won at least 10 games in 15 of those seasons, at least 12 games in 12 seasons, and the team won 13 or 14 games in 6 seasons.

Speak for yourself, you Uncle Tyrone house cracker.

She wasn’t actually comparing her struggle to that of MLK. She was making the comparison in an ironic way, drawing attention to the pettiness of her complaints.

Billy Beane then traded her to Detroit for a pitching machine and 600 water coolers.