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So a division rival brings an obnoxious flag to the home team’s stadium, abandons it, and everyone is supposed to pretend like it’s some kind of untouchable masterpiece of the human spirit? Give me a break.

“Say what you will about Cardinals fans . . . .”

Sorry, Cam’s actions on Sunday were far less egregious than that fucking commercial Wilson did with Macklemore...

Bargaining phase of grief: What about just a Hot Sundae reunion? How’s that?

Oh not New York...

I don't see how Adrian Peterson isn't the whipping boy here.

Mock Jim Tomsula ALL you want. Dude had his contract paid off when he was fired. He made $14-million for coaching one miserable year of football. Do you know how much Costco instant mashed potatoes $14-million buys? Jim Tomsula does!

I’m not a fan of Tampa, but Ybor City, the Columbia, and the sheer number of great Cuban places and taco places make it hard to dismiss. Also, very, very liberal strip club policies.

I'm not even from Tampa, but if you don't include Cigar City Brewery as one of the biggest plusses in the country, you obviously haven't spent enough time there.

Classic example of the short leash African American coaches are on in American professional sports. Sad.

I dunno, as someone who thinks that’s a pretty valid criticism (honestly, I was good after 2 Death Stars and one trench run, thanks), I would’ve been happy with there being no retread moments. I also think it’s a little disingenuous to compare the Star Wars and Star Trek fanbases, since I think Abrams has gone on

The only criticism I have of The Force Awakens is everybody’s need to mention how many times they’ve seen it like its some goddamn accomplishment.

Nantz is either a poor thinker, who genuinely believes playing golf grants you integrity, or a dishonest cretin, who is willing to ignore anything that threatens his very specific worldview. Probably both

whoever is to blame for “swoled out” should be punished/rewarded with an extra hour for lunch today (good job, Shep)

whoever is to blame for “swoled out” should be punished/rewarded with an extra hour for lunch today (good job, Shep)

Certainly Mrs. Manning would have been able to afford to have it prescribed and administered to her by her physicians rather than buy it black market and self-administer.

Uh, when exactly did we do that?

Repeating loudly so the reading comprehension-challenged can conserve valuable keystrokes: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FANTASY TEAM.

It is targeted towards immigrants, as an effort to establish a baseline level of humanist values, which are already extensively taught in Norwegian schools to kids. They even have grades on that in schools, AFAIK. I’m an immigrant myself here.

Is it weird that I feel like this is okay? Like, it should be taught as part of language classes and middle school classes and to everyone everywhere.

Cocaine’s a helluva drug