A couple of years ago me and my brother were at the AFC Championship game in Foxboro. There were these drunk assholes(unbelievable, I know) standing in front of us for the whole game. The guys in the row behind us, one of which looked like what would happen if Sasquatch got fucked by a Viking, was getting more and…

Whoa now, we all know every single person is created absolutely equal. And that how dumb you are doesnt matter because you can achieve anything you want as long as you put your mind to it!

Don’t let facts get in the way of turning it into a sexism issue!!!!

The facts support him more than her. Which is weird. I am not saying she is wrong about which costume inspired her, but her comment regarding the timeline of Heston’s character are flat out incorrect.

I don’t understand how this is a story about gender.

Hard to say. They still haven’t played anybody.

Yet it’s highly likely that, for the second year in a row, Washington’s shitty schedule will be ignored, and they’ll be a participant in the CFB Playoffs, where they’ll be exposed by the first truly good team they’ve played all season. (Granted, USC was playing at a high level when they played UW last year...and the…

Answer the phone kid, Tampa bay is calling you.

Don’t feel bad, Knights, when I was in high school it took a lot less than a Miracle to keep me from scoring.

Those cops don’t even seem to remember Spanish history from 1936-1975.

If your concern is separatism, this is essentially the worsts response possible. A heavily militarized and heavy-handed response is more likely to push the significant portion of Catalans that haven’t really committed to independence to make a decision, and more likely to poorly color that decision against Madrid. We…

Spent much time in Knoxville and during football season, I heard that damn song (Rocky Top) everywhere, even in restaurants. Beyond the nuclear orange that hurt the eyes, that song made me physically ill everytime I heard it.

This has Robert F Kennedy Jr. and his legion of anti-vaxxers written all over it.

And the Steelers should be ashamed of themselves.

Drew magary. Be mad at him. It’s fun!

The show doesn’t REALLY ever condemn Rick and lends itself to a “Rick is the best!” read very easily. He has the best lines, racks up moments of triumph and successful gambits, and is generally far freer than everyone else. He very easily can be seen as the triumph of superior intellect over doubters and forces that…

or a literal Gatorade bottle, emptied of fruity-punch sugar goodness and tossed when it gets too gross

For real though, why doesn’t he make his kids do all this stuff. It’s their water bottles! A preteen can surely wash and dry their own shit in the sink!!! JFC

I feel like it was so obvious that this game was going to suck that it had to end up being Actually Good.

“Here’s a question: Should you go see Mother!, the new, polarizing, bearshit-insane film written and directed by Darren Aronofsky and starring Jennifer Lawrence and Javier Bardem that everyone is talking about though apparently no one saw and the few who did see it had no idea what in God’s name was going on?”