He’s probably right on #1, at least to the extent that polygamy will be working its way up through the courts again (incest is pretty unlikely, but not implausible). #2 is obviously way out in right field in terms of “jailings” and government persecution, but christians who are open about things like being against SSM…

This reminded me of the Scrooge McDuck pool full of gold coins, which is also a terrible idea that sounds great for like a second.

Ha! That’s a good one!

I just assume if they’re wearing it they’ve tried to make a big deal about it. Why else get one?

Maybe they just really like being on Jury Duty?

You mean to tell me that’s not the same guy? Quelle horreur!

Maybe musicians should be glad their music is popular enough to be played everywhere and not care for being compensated

And chewing bubble gun and kicking ass clearly has never been done before

Jesus wasn’t big on a dress code, but his dad has all kinds of rules for when you visit his house.

Padded Pews? Kneeling optional? Protestant blasphemy!

Don’t know why people jumped to assuming a trans person.

I once got so drunk that I mistook a guy for a girl and let him suck my dick. I didn’t feel great about it.

Actually central PA. I gotta tell ya, there's not a whole lot of housing inventory here for less than $200k

Okay, but think about how much more difficult your path was than your parents' (if they went to college)

I still don't quite get the outrageousness factor, but none of the sports I played were traditionally team-based so that's probably part of it.

I can't, but as far as I know they are technically a suspect until they are found innocent or guilty. (My original reply was really meant to be dry humor)

When he's found guilty in the court of law.

No, I do get it. The problem is that the comment is itself is poorly thought out. The point is to call black people animals and essentially sub-human. The problem with that thinking is that humans are animals, more specifically humans are apes. I wouldn't really care about this point so much except that it causes…