“Following discussions with ITV, Piers Morgan has decided now is the time to leave Good Morning Britain. ITV has accepted this decision and has nothing further to add.”

I just wanted them to respond to me like humans in the email. Literally, the entire email was written like that lol.

Well, setting aside the VERY BAD AND WRONG interpretation of 1 Corinthians 7:1-7, he also willfully neglected the second half of that verse, “The wife does not have authority over her own body but yields it to her husband. In the same way, the husband does not have authority over his own body but yields it to his…

It’s always the potato-faced motherfuckers.

People need to get over this idea that going to or teaching at a place like Harvard means you’re a great all around person. I’ve known several people that went there, and their common personality trait was that they were extremely self-absorbed. This worked in their favor in that they were able to single-mindedly…

I’m sorry if it hurt or offended you.

Also the virus is hitting black and brown communities hardest i.e. the folks most likely to turn Texas from red to purple over the next couple cycles.

I believe that cassette is being inserted backwards. 

Sounds like someone needs their neighbor to beat the shit out of them again...

I'm really happy for John Mulaney. I like hearing about people getting sober.

Oh also: Pleeeease never again publish such an extreme close-up photo of Ted Cruz ever again. Truly nauseating.

Anyone traveling internationally during a pandemic has questionable decision-making skills, not to mention morals. A politician who does so is a fool, hence why politicians around the world have been punished for it in the last year.

It’s a simple feeling of unfairness, compounded by the feeling that others’ irresponsibility is lengthening the pandemic, and even a personal hurt if they’ve personally lost friends and family.

Okay, but Justin Timberlake is still an asshole, right? #janet4eva

One of my favorite parts of the Rio Olympics:

This. She was in a NYC hotel, so I can say with 99.9% certainty that there were many other people of many different ethnicities also carrying iPhones in that lobby at any given time. Picking the Black teenager could have been random, but I wouldn’t bet on it.

implies objective truths where there are none

I felt uncomfortable around them, and instead of making them uncomfortable with my discomfort, I chose to remain in my discomfort.

do i look like i’m made of money???????

“But also, I felt that that version contradicted my first movie in many ways, and this current movie, which I was already in production on.”