I read someone suggest that she belongs to the Long Island Iced Tea Party and it made me guffaw.

“Dean runs an asphalt-paving company, which she probably doesn’t watch him do either. “

I appreciate this sentence

Absolutely they were shitty kids, but at the same time I can get being a clueless kid unaware of your own privilege. What stands out to me is that at 28 years old (which is when she relayed that story in her book), she still somehow thought that story...which begins with her thinking she’s disadvantaged because she…

She was deposed for an inauguration lawsuit on Tuesday. https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/02/politics/ivanka-trump-deposition/index.html

My female friends hate it when they walk by a construction site and the workers there yell things like, “Hey, did you know that Adams passed the sedition Act of 1798 that prohibited the publication of false, scandalous, and malicious writing about the President and Congress, but deliberately omitted the Vice…

What’s odd as he wasn’t particularly happy being president. It was too much work. He avoided doing presidential work as much as possible. 

A someone for whom aspartame has an unbearable aftertaste, I can confidently state that Diet Coke is absolute trash, except for that all-too-brief Diet Coke with Splenda they had like 15 years ago.

I can confirm that our goal is absolutely a full-blown matriarchy. First we gain the presidency, then we start oppressing the men.

We start passing laws on what elective medical procedures they can have to erode their bodily autonomy, pay them less so they’re more dependent on us, only test medication on women so it’s …

I’d rather jam screwdrivers in my eyes and ears, then twirl them around, than watch a single episode of this.

The reason it’s so hard is that one party realized a while back that the more people vote, the worse it is for them. So they’ve invented this myth of massive voter fraud to justify making voting difficult. But if you seriously press them on this issue, for example, putting them under oath to cite actual examples of…

Wear a mask you fucking clown. I’m surprised a science denier even knows what an app is. Go actually read some scientific literature you imbecile.

Eh, Carnivàle was already dead to me by the time HBO killed it. The first season was breathtakingly good, but I absolutely hated season 2, which gave up on nuanced character work and period world-building to focus on its dorky, prescriptive “mythology.” Brother Justin was especially ill served, suddenly becoming a…

“What a loser. I like messiahs that don't die."

I put that shit up on my Facebook and got angry responses from people that I didn’t know were Trumpers. I hit them with every fucking ugly thing that piece of shit and his family have done and they came back with you’re supposed to better than that. FUCK TO THE NO!!! These assholes have taken out kindness as weakness…

“Hang in there, buddy!”

“Friends say this move has turned into a nightmare,” the source says. “This is the toughest period they’ve had so far without a No Doubt.”

If this is deemed to be true, this wannabe Dr. Mengele should be prosecuted to the very furthest extent of the law. What an absolute fucking ghoul and cartoon monster of a “doctor.”

Thank you for the penguin. Was gonna have to burn my eyes out, otherwise.