I’m speaking of Trump obviously.... I don’t hear Clinton making fun of disabled veterans and POWs

Wherever Chief Zee is now, at least it ain’t Philadelphia.

And Harambe!!!

Long series? Haha. I’ve seen this movie before, and I know how it ends. In 5 years, the only people who will have any idea who the fuck Matt Murray is will be Caps fans who look back on this President’s Trophy season and shake their heads and ask themselves what could have been if only that fuckstick Matt Murray…

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

Jose Fernandez: so much fun.

Disclaimer: SKORCHING TAKE AHEAD

You’re missing the third option: Encourage the fight. Just before the one kicks her shoes off, it definitely looks like he basically says, “Round 1, ding!” and steps back out of the way.