“THE REASON I CAN’T GAIN ANY WEIGHT”

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET A FREE IUD

wait what how i need that

WHAT that makes me really sad

She actually looks a good deal like Kim in the last 2 seconds of the video

I'm almost 25, but I live in the south so I'm an old maid by most people's standards.

what the actual fuck though

thank you for helping me feel less alone and pathetic

this just made me lol at work

AYEEEE hahahah

came down here before reading the whole thing to say exactly this. still laughing

This total stranger is elated for you both! Congratulations!

I’m not gray in the muse or i thee dread but still on jez. DAMMIT KINJA I CAN BE FUNNY ON JEZEBEL TOO

also why was she even there ugh

I love Bey as much as the next basic girl but this dress did not do it for me. I’m sooo over this “style”

just fucking flawless honestly

hi i love you helen

really just need her to stand up straight

she is so wonderful

this is not terrible