I’m sorry that you’re in a Denny’s.

I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS

NO

WHAT THE FUCK

For anyone who didn’t click through to the Duggar article, the first paragraph is an utter gem.

PERFECT ANALOGY

I think I’m going to have to let this one settle for a bit. A lot of what she said resonated with me and a lot if it really rubbed me the wrong way. Hm.

I’ve been implementing this lately in several capacities and it’s awesome. “I don’t understand- please explain” — “uh uh what I mean I just like idk”

like I almost don’t even want to star this because ew

HAHA this is not what I expected you to say but hilarious nonetheless

Idk man the curly hair gets me

I really just want to kill Ted Cruz.

idek if i should believe you

I wish I had a hard time believing this.

this does not have enough stars for the amount of effort it took

thank you for your service

I'm seriously going to a movie tonight solely because that story made me want movie theater popcorn

scrolled down in the middle of the piece just to say I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TIP AT SONIC I FEEL LIKE SUCH A DICK I'M SO SORRY

probably

99% sure medical staff does not expect/ require tips.